The New Yorker
A Breakup Ceremony in McCarren Park
As read on The New Yorker Radio Hour
An Imagined Date Between Two Straight Men
Co-written with Rebecca Caplan
Illustrations for The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Written by Susanna Wolff
CollegeHumor (Selected)
The Hard Times
Man Has Fun, Hypothetical Debate with Woman Reliving the Most Traumatic Experience of Her Life
Opinion: My Artistic Vision for this Music Video Requires that I Make Out with a Hot Girl
Poser Lesbian Doesn’t Even Know What Her Moon Sign Is
Songwriting Was My Only Grief Outlet After We Lost Grandma in That Reindeer Accident
Woman Married to Her Job About to Lose Everything in the Divorce
Songwriter’s Fiancee Mistakenly Assumes Love Songs Are About Her
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Happily Ever After Real Estate Listings
for Widget
Help Me Raise Money for Therapy or I’m Definitely Getting Back Together with My Ex Again
for Jumpkick
Should You Catcall Her? Flowchart
for Playboy